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Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot it's Mother's Day.
JT: Didn't get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
She'll be so dissappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom's been so forlorn. Ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
JT: I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It's time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs. I say we break'em off
Show'em how much they really mean
'cause I'm a Mother Lover
you're a Mother Lover.
We should f*** each other's mothers
JT:F*** each other's moms
You've seen that place that you came out as a baby
ain't no doubt that **** is crazy
F*** each others moms
Both:'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can't wait to pork your mom
JT: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both:Show'd up
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - d*ggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
'Cause I'm a Mother Lover
you're a Mother Lover
We should f*** each others mothers
JT:F*** each others moms
I'll push in their place
where you came out as a baby
ain't no doubt that sh*t is crazy
F*** each others moms
AS:Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step- father
JT:It would be my honor to be your new step- father
AS:I'll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and I'm gonna do your mother
I'll never use a rubber
JT: OH
'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of
life
She brought you in this world so I’m a s*x her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy mother's Day!